The Fox and the Rose
When you go to see “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” (see Transformers 2 review here), know that the true victim is no Autobot, Decepticon, or downtown Walgreens frequented by Shia Labeouf. Neither will it be movie fans looking for engaging plot or fans of the 1980s cartoon series who find Michael Bay’s soulless exercises in pyrotechnics to be lacking real spark.
No, the true victim is Flower Boy. His heart was crushed by ultra-hot Megan Fox. Now he needs payday loans in Daly City for quick cash to pay for ego-resuscitating therapy.
Not really. But considering how expensive quality roses can be, he may need some help scraping together lunch money after such an outlay for the starlet who has captured his teenage libido.
She didn’t mean to do it
Denise Chow reports for the Daily News that Fox appeared at the London premiere of “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” in a sultry ebony dress. Yet in the process of entering the theater, she completely ignored a young fan who tried to give her a yellow rose. From now until time immemorial, he will be known as “Flower Boy.”
But as Megan Fox has told the press, it was not her intention to leave the young man hanging. She didn’t do a buffalo stance because he isn’t Olivia Wilde; Kim Kardashian would know. No, she insists that she simply didn’t see what was going on and has apologized.
“There were, like, 80 million people everywhere,” she said. “It’s dark, all I see are flashes. Everyone’s yelling different things… and I didn’t know that was happening. I feel so sad for him. That’s so terrible. That kills me.”
She apologizes on Collider.com
“I’m sorry, sweet boy,” Fox says. “I would never do that to you, and I would gladly accept your rose if I see you again.”
It appears that Kodak wants to make that happen. They have urged Flower Boy to reappear from his basement and fly with the wings of love to the side of his beloved. They want him to step into the limelight once more for an encore presentation, where he’ll get the chance to meet the “Transformers” star and learn what makes her tick. They’ll give him a new rose to present and pay travel expenses for the boy and his family. It will surely be a Polaroid moment, but one wonders how well Flower Boy will be able to handle the ride.
But I jest. Give the young man credit. He made his move and tried to give Megan Fox a rose. THE Megan Fox. Many men would need payday loans in Daly City for quick cash to pay to restart their hearts. Such is the power of Megan Fox, Flower Boy. Much more exciting than any “Transformers 2″ review, or than playing “BJ and the Bear” with Optimus Prime.
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